Sunday, September 30, 2007

Felix: the amazing cat

Hey guys. It's Meagan, writing an article because Danny is too drunk, AGAIN! Well, this time I decided to start your week off right: with an article on his dumbass cat, Felix. Felix always dresses to impress. Por ejemplo, he has black socks and a black face. What's up with that shit? Where does he have to go anyways? Around the block to chase tail? He has a creepy aspect to him as well. He just leers at you when you walk into the house, especially when you go upstairs. I think he KNOWS its business time. Plus, his name is so unoriginal, it's ridiculous. Correct me if I'm wrong but naming a cat Felix is like naming your dog Max, every animal has that FUCKING name. Have a nice week, guys!

Love,

Meagan

5 comments:

Sam said...

I dislike Meagan. Please have her discontinue all subsequent posts, hertofore, and all posts from this point forward.

Meagan said...

Sam, thanks for the comment. I have been waiting for one. In response to yours, you hurt my feelings (I am very sensitive). In fact, I love his animals, even Felix. I'm really not a cat person, though.

Sam said...

Please have Meagan discontinue all comments too. Thank you.

Eric said...

Sam, write a fucking article.

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